Ever since the ill-reviewed, but cultishly popular Sin City, I've had a bit of a crush on Brittany Murphy. You know the one I mean...not the ridiculously bloated lipped, emaciated waif that she had become; but the cute, ditzy, carefree, accidentally-sexy-without-flaunting-it Brittany. Ever since she met that low life douchey husband of hers, her once promising career vanished like peppermint bark on a Christmas Day.
She may have been a druggie. Who knows. But, I'd say Douchey McDouchebag had some hand in her death. At the very least, he was a facilitator...a passive bystander to her demise. Two little tidbits that don't necessary implicate his guilt, but sure make him look like a pretty good suspect: 1. He asked that the Coroner's Office NOT perform an autopsy. Huh? Your 32 year old wife just died in your shower, and you callously dismiss an autopsy? 2. He had, until recently, been in debt to the tune of a cool 1/2 mil. Coincidentally (or not....*cough*) he paid it off shortly after he became married to Brittany.
You can read about this stuff on the 'net. That, of course, doesn't make it true (Really? I thought if it was on the internet it HAD to be true! ;-) ) but usually...where there's smoke, there's fire.
Anyway, now that Brittany is gone, Crush needs a new celeb crush. I'm thinking...
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Julie Benz, from Dexter.
She's no Megan Fox, but Megan knows she is sexy, and works it. That's not my type. (I'd still throw a bone her way, if she somehow was flaunting her scorching sexuality my way...I think I need to go revise my Christmas list.)
*DEXTER SPOILER ALERT* READ NO FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SEASON FINALE
Leave it to me to have a crush on one actress who dies in real life, and then try to replace her with one that was just killed off in her small screen role as Dexter's wife...
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